When I got the call telling me that the original whore flaked out and we're looking for a backup, I knew it was going to be a disaster. We pull in any street hooker, slap a cheap rag on their sloppy body and film porn. We should be ashamed of ourselves. Listen, I'm just keeping it real. You guys expect that from me. So, when you see Kala with her sack of potatoes physique and 5 o'clock shadow, don't blame me. I'll give the whore credit in the fact that she stuck it out. I do, however, feel bad for Pauly Harker and Bootleg who had to stick their cock in this dumpster fire.